Brain Smasher... A Love Story
5.1(34 votes)19931h 28m
ActionComedyRomance
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Budget: $4.5M
Top Cast
Andrew Dice Clay
Ed Molloy
Teri Hatcher
Samantha Crain
Yuji Okumoto
Wu
Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Cammy Crain
Brion James
Brown
Tim Thomerson
Black
Charles Rocket
Jones
Nicholas Guest
Smith
Dorothy Dells
Miss Bellows
Wrick Jones
Lead Officer
Galen Schrick
Jim Romeo
Steve Tancora
Bob Brisco
Peter Kwong
Red Monk
Danny Perkin
Guy in Line 2
Ross Huffman-Kerr
Night Manager
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